Fu(ck)N?

benepla:

Not to turn mental illness into relatable content but is there anything more hilarious then spending an entire day vamping up to do something like spending ALL day thinking about it and putting it off and dreading it and then you finally, FINALLY do it and it takes 6 seconds and you realize that was your whole day plan

thebootydiaries:

hey girl u come here often? 😏 yeah? 😏 then have u seen my cat it was last seen in this area on thursday at approximately 7pm and,

stardustparker:

reasons i want to be rich

• to randomly fill up people’s entire gofundme’s
  
• to be able to tip a thousand dollars to a stressed server at a restaurant
  
• to give really good gifts for birthdays that arent just gift cards
• to be able to actually afford my real sense of style
• to pay my mom’s bills and debts

reasons i dont want to be rich

• to hoard the entire fucking planet’s resources and kill off the world’s population slowly 
  

truereset:

some of you have never treated a cat with enough love and kindness to experience their adoration and trust and it shows

uwuzume:

me clicking on the 7th “sharpest knife in the world” video today: omg i wonder what hes gonna do with that plastic wrap…..

kiwami japan, the absolute madman:

me: 

:O

dykebender:

the thing i like about the relationships in avatar is the girls are allowed to get upset at the guys they like without being seen as the bad guy. katara gets angry because aang kisses her right after she opens up about feeling confused and aang is downright ashamed, mai is angry because zuko is acting too possessive and zuko is immediately put in the doghouse, and suki is upset because sokka is treating her like shes a damsel in distress when she can hold her own and sokka apologizes for it. now we know from the guys point of view they dont mean harm but they did cause harm and therefore the girls have every right to be upset. this is really important for kids to see so they (especially girls) know they can call out behavior they dont like in a relationship and also learn from the characters they love making mistakes of their own.

(Source: yuujinchos-remade)

robotic-snakes:

robotic-snakes:

right now we have fortnite dancing

next, we should do sims dancing

catch me at the club like

heyatleastitsnotcancer:

alvin-flang:

Found this gem in the redlettermedia sub

teapotsahoy:

When ur like: “this show is very good.  In fact, it is too good.  I want something I can watch with 30% brain and this is a minimum 60% brain show.”